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  • David Laffargue

A BASEJUMPING SAFETY TALK: OPTIMIZE YOUR JUMPS TO bang MORE CHICKS

I got the opportunity to give a talk at the Free Base Weekend organized by Phoenix Fly.




As I had 30 minutes to talk about something meaningful, I decided to dedicate my speaking time to the one and only topic that matters: how to optimize your jumps to get more chicks!


The idea is simple: since basejumping won't make you more attractive, the only way to get more girls is to be safe so you can increase your life expectancy... that longer life span should give you the opportunity to meet more girls!


Basejumping is an amazing sport, but unfortunately the research of performance can make it dangerous.



Please remember that safety is the only thing that matters: if we start promoting safety rather than performance, we will live longer and not only get more chicks, but also enjoy all the beautiful things that life has to offer: love, friendship, family, travels and french cheese!


A big thanks to Baselife Podcast for providing decent audio!

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